why are gmo’s cheaper than organic?

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Remember when everything in the store was organic or are you still just a pup?

Because some of us were born when there weren’t any hills, they popped up later and so i clearly remember no such thing as inorganic until late last century when i first became old.

When i was a lad, there was no such a thing as organic stuff because it was all organic. Can you believe that? No one had to hunt through a big pile of squash to find an organic squash or somesuchathing. And now? Well, now, we have to pay extra for the original version and how can we even be sure organic really means organic ? Maybe it just means “kind of organic,” or “the original thing was organic we are pretty darned sure”.

The basic test i use is to look at the thing and if it has a human foot sticking out of it i generally keep my money in my pants. As i alluded to earlier in this article i am more experienced than most of you my dear readers, so i have a pretty decent idea what a tomato is supposed to look like and how it is supposed to taste and how it is supposed to splat when a rotten one happens to hit someone.

Here north of 60 most of the tomatoes on the shelf have had all of the flavor successfully extracted and given to orphans in developing countries i guess because they sure as shooting don’t taste like the ones gramma used to grow, you know the ones that would hurt your mouth if you ate more than one at a time?

Anywaaaay, my point is this: if GFO modification is so great, and if humanity can not live for thousands of more years without helping GOD along with his inventions, then why in heck, (that’s where people go who don’t obey gosh go when they die btw) why the heck don’t we have to pay more for the new and improved watermelons and so on, huh? I mean, don’t think about it ok, but the story goes that by rearranging the dna in a cabbage, cabbages can be made to become something much more special. Wouldn’t it follow that if this were true, you would be looking at double or triple the price for one of those improved cabbages?

But instead the gfo stuff is cheaper, often a lot cheaper, almost as if to say that it has become inferior to the original product but clearly that can not be the case, right? Because we all know that science is infallible and we must follow it. We learned that very clearly from DOCTOR sandflies foochi-pants in the last war on populations who reminded us a thousand times to FOLLOW THE SCIENCE, FOLLOW THE SCIENCE, FOLLOW THE SEANCE, FOLLOW THE SCIENCE.

And an other thing: if modifying a seed, means the seed can be patented, owned, and unauthorized users can be sued, shot and forwarded to mars in a tesla, does the same principle apply to human beans who have been modified by, i dunno, maybe an injection of some sort? Could they be branded like a cow and bought and sold in the middle of town just like in the good old days? An argument could be made for just such a thing one supposes because a modified human would be owned by the one who modified it or wouldn’t it?

But that’s a whole other can of GFO worms…

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